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A Guide to the Health Issues Affecting Rescue Hens

by The Exbats

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1.
are we, are we, are we there yet are we, are we, are we friends yet are we, are we, are we dead yet, dead yet, dead dead dead dead i don't even know, don't tell me i don't even know, don't tell me did you, did you, did you find god yet are you, are you, are you on top yet are you, are you, are you alive yet, lie, lie, lie, lie i don't even know, don't tell me i don't even know, don't tell me
2.
why oh why can't love keep me together right now it's keeping me apart once upon a time i was above this you put a fault right through my heart there you go again you're like the devil driving me past you, keeps me apart - cracked heart i can pull my soul out of my body putting it back again gets kinda hard i was here for years just like an apple red on a black tree, waiting to start now here you come again, you're like the devil driving me past you, keeps me apart - cracked heart why oh why can't love keep me together right now it's keeping me apart
3.
one day i was just a yellow yolk then i grew up bigger and i broke all the walls around me yes i did i was just to big i couldn't fit after that the walls were all far gone they said that my work had all been done later realized that i was not huge humungous big ass as i thought now i wanna go back to my egg now i wanna go back to my egg this aint paranoia no its not they are hens and roosters and i'm not can't some body show me where's my egg i am goddamn serious where's my egg now i wanna go back to my egg now i wanna go back to my egg now i wanna go back to my egg now i wanna go back to my egg
4.
it's not a disaster just the part after a very bad day so what if it burns out sometimes with lights out it's better that way i'm not looking for the best way home i don't even want to have a phone i don't think i need to be alone cuz i love you its not that surprising that i gave up trying to hide it from you now i am defenseless a little bit senseless you tell me it's cool i used to be the one to come and go look at now how all the corners glow i don't think i need to be alone cuz i love you and if we ever, have a plan i'm still a kid, hold my hand or i'll be walking, across the sand acting like i lost my name i used to be the one to come and go look at now how all the corners glow i don't think i need to be alone cuz i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you
5.
i hit my maximum of happy now i want some more where'm i gonna keep it right there next to yours i hit my maximum of happy do you gotta call it love just cuz you kiss me like the sunshine and you wreck me like a flood now i know what it means not to know what i didn't know before feels like i'd be somebody else if i didn't get some more we hit the maximum of happy with a minimum of fear it might last for a minute it might last a bunch of years you hold my hand along the sidewalk i hold your hand cuz it feels fine if you wanna go get something i'll be there everytime now i know what it means not to know what i didn't know before feels like i'd be somebody else if i didn't get some more
6.
SAF 02:33
the doctor says you're free to leave you'll find your way home eventually don't forget to get your telephone you must not ever feel alone and i feel the same way to i feel the same as fuck i only came to get what i need my friends are crawling on their hands and knees you got the cure, we got disease so hand it over if you please and i feel the same way to i feel the same as fuck late at night you sense a doubt it feels shitty when one figures out we only get what were allowed were just a face inside a crowd i feel the same the same as fuck
7.
Monster 02:54
i'm gonna drive everywhere let the oceans rise i really don't care i gotta find love whatever i do i gotta be what happens to you call me a monster i know what i want and i'm still feeling what you forgot i gotta find love whatever i do i gotta be what happens to you call me a monster i know what i want if you don't help me i'll take what you got i gotta find love whatever i do i gotta be what happens to you
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She watches sports on TV She's got more friends than me Oh yeah, everybody loves my mom She's got more drugs than me She gives them out for free Oh yeah, everybody loves my mom Am I the only one that thinks its wrong Am I the type that just can't get along Everybody loves my mom She's in the pub by three She always drinks her tea Oh yeah, everybody loves my mom She sings kar-e-o-kee With Todd and MIke and Keith Oh yeah, everybody loves my mom Am I the only one that thinks its wrong Am I the type that just can't get along Everybody loves my mom I'm sailing out to sea You've seen the last of me Oh yeah, everybody loves my mom When electricity strikes my family tree Oh yeah, everybody will be gone Am I the only one that thinks its wrong Am I the type that just can't get along Everybody loves my mom
10.
Hey Dummy 02:30
Hey Dummy Do I gotta spell it out for you Are you going with me Are you going with me Hey Dummy I think there's something wrong with you I know what your gonna do whatever i tell you to I hear you talking, talking talking, all the time You guys are boys, don't know your mind And whatcha whatcha whatcha taking so long You only get, till the end of this song Hey Dummy Do I gotta spell it out for you Are you gonna kiss me Are you gonna kiss me Hey Dummy I think there's something wrong with you You say that you're into me But you aint talking to me I hear you talking, talking talking, all the time You guys are boys, don't know your mind And whatcha whatcha whatcha taking so long You only get, till the end of this song
11.
Across the hall, there's girls like these they got a social disease, and the ones like me we get weak in the knees And we got time, we got nothin but time Always standin in line, just gimme a sign We'll go do some crime Whatcha gonna do, you gotta do it to me Who you gonna be, you gotta be it for me The judges gavel falls, for the girls like me we got a social disease, we can never be free like we're sposed to be Whatcha gonna do, you gotta do it to me Who you gonna be, you gotta be it for me Tops, cops, robbers and me You see how it's meant to be Whatcha gonna do, you gotta do it to me Who you gonna be, you gotta be it for me Whatcha gonna do, you gotta do it to me Who you gonna be, you gotta be it for me
12.
Dyin of You 02:42
It's not weak, to be weak in the knees It's not hard, to say she's got a disease And I really don't know, what she possibly sees Baby she's dyin of you Baby she's dyin of you She woke up, on the beach again She thought that, you were more like a friend And there's only one way, this can possibly end Baby she's dyin of you Baby she's dyin of you And I, I will see you turn blue And I, will be there when you do Standing over you You can have anything that you see But what you take, you don't really need I think it's time, you should be setting her free Baby she's dyin of you Baby she's dyin of you And I, I will see you turn blue And I, will be there when you do Standing over you
13.
Xena! 03:23
Xena! I don't got words to fill this song So you don't get to sing along I don't say much so I can't be wrong Who cares who says what's better than There aint much I understand I just do it again, do it again, do it again and again and again Xena! Too bad you're gone, you'd like this song It aint too short, it aint too long Take blame, write wrong, move on! You fight, you fought, I think you thought They'd change, they've not, you win, you lost And you will do it again, do it again, do it again and again and again Xena!

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released October 7, 2016

Inez McLain: Drums and singing
Kenny McLain: Guitars and singing

and the aforementioned Matt Rendon not only engineered this fine record he also hit the piano for us on Are We Dead Yet, and helped us find some harmonies. And seriously, you should be recording there now. Midtown Island Studios, look it up.

Mastered by Patrick Haight

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